Two Good Things - Modern Baseball
trying hard not to look like i’m trying that hard
failing miserably at everything including that
making plans in my head right before i go to sleep
trying to think of who could make a better me than me
(maybe i’ll shoot him an email, maybe he’ll give it a go)
then i’ll be free to just evaporate, disburse, or implode
picking at holes in my jeans there’s so much god in my gene pool
not feeling lonely i just like being alone
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both
Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.